OH WOW WOW WOW. 2 MORE POSTS. THIS HAS TO COME TO AN END.

I`m bringing blogging back!

Paula [as psychiatrist]: So, Paula, when did you start having these spaz attacks?
Paula [as herself]: *crosses legs the way the gay guys on television do* well,
I think its from the lack of attention I had come to love so
much.
Paula[as psychiatrist]: Do tell.
Paula [a.h.]: You see, there's this awesome website called blogspot where I'd write about [myself] and have people post comments of wonderfulness.
Paula [a.p]: My records state you had quite a few haters.
Paula [a.h.]: THATS A LIE! EVERYONE LOVES PAULA!
Paula[a.p.]: Uhha...interesting *writes something on her clipboard*
Paula [a.h.]: *impatiently* what are you writing?
Paula [a.p.]: nothing, nothing.
Paula[a.h.] *stands up* IM BRINGING blogging BACK!
Paula: [a.p.]: sit down, Mrs.Paula.
Paula [a.h.]: no i refuse! not until people start visiting my page more often, and leaving comments longer than one word! I have a dream, a dream where all bloggers are equal. where people come and go, and speak their minds, IN WRITING. I have a dream, that
Paula [a.p.] *speaking camly into earpiece* bring in the people
Paula [a.h.]: WHAT? WHAT PEOPLE?
Paula [a.p.]: people, mrs. paula, who care about you. they only want to help!
A blur of black, a shout, fuzziness, a small yelp..."im bringing blogging b..."
Person #1 : what'd she say?
Person #2: i unno. everyone knew she was a freak. like, actually. she didn't shave her armpits, and rambled on and on about female rights.
Person # 1: Don't people like that have a name? femi - somethings?
Person # 2: Freaks. We call them freaks.