Oh, Miley!

Miley Cyrus - what respect i have for you as a person. You are such a beautiful and thoughtful woman, and SUCH a sex icon. One day I envision you will go down as history, right beside Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn.
Thank you for inspiring me, Miley. With ballads like, " If I'm not doin' too well, why be so hard on myself?" I can see why you have a cult-like teenage following. Those lyrics guided me through my freshman year of high school, and I hold solely you responsible for my 65 average.
Thanks, Miley, for showing me the right way to deal with a break - up - make a song and target the guy who broke up with me. Next time I break with up a kind diabetic, I will draw all over his face on a picture, shoot a video about it, and embarass him in front of America.
You are like a poet, rhyming all over the place. "But my intentions are good, yeah yeah yeah, sometimes just misunderstood" just had me tearing up all over the place. What meaning, what DEPTH those words have.
Thank you for setting a good example, with all your half naked pictures. Seriously, sometimes a girl just needs to get down and dirty - I mean, who CARES if 8 year olds look up to you as if you were a god? You have to do what YOU want, and what YOU need. Please, don't consider the pure minds you are influencing. Just go out there and do your thang, Miley. And if that means taking sleazy myspace pictures with your hot pink panties, well who's going to stop you?
Thanks for saying being quoted in the tabloids as saying it won't happen again, and then doing it again 2 weeks later. I really respect you for that, so much. Let all those 5 year old's eat their hearts out!
What I appreciate more than anything else are the things you say. Your wise words of wisdom will stick with me forever. The things you say really make me think about my life. For example, "I don't know if I could go back to, like, a normal life. I think it would be too hard."
Word, Miley. Just straight up word.
Or take, for example, "It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy’s and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt."
We can all, like, totally relate, like.
And the way you target other celebrities? I LOVE that tiger attitude you have. You're just so FIERCE, Miley. Don't let them other nice celebrities bring you down. Just get out there and do your thaaaang, girlfriend. Seriously, targeting Demi and Selena? BRILLIANT.
And don't listen to what anybody says, how you have low self-esteem. Everybody knows you have high self-esteem. Especially when you say things like, "I went to Macy's and tried on all the Hannah Montana stuff. It was fun."
Sounds totes fun, dollface.
You're especially literate, and I see that you think education is important. I mean, after all, ANYBODY could have made the mistake of calling their youtube video, "We are TO hapy." as opposed to "We are too happy."
But that's okay, 'cause who cares about education. We know what values you care about, Miley.
"I love your rack," you told Katy Perry.
Kudos, Miley. We all do!
And we're sorry, Miley, we really are, about how boys are just all over you.
"Just because I have big boobs .. " you tell Seventeen. America understands, Miles. Double A's are pretty hard to manage.
What the public appreciate most about you, Miley?
"I love God" you tell People magazine, 2 days after photos leak of you making out with an unidentified guy.
So thanks a lot, Miley. For setting a good example for the children of America, and for being a good Christian.