Dearest Troy Bolton,

It has become apparent to me that you are suffering from some internal fatal illness. After all, what reason could there be for the very apparent pain written all over your face as you sing your way though the high school musical movies? Whenever you burst into song, you seem to be on the verge of tears. Hitting a high note causes you obvious discomfort, and I for one appreciate the fact that you will go through so much to please your fans. The way your face twists as you belt out lyrics - my heart goes out to you in your time of need. It appears that the pain you're suffering from radiates from you stomach - for that is what you reach for as your face contorts. During, "Getcha Head in the Game" [props to you on that, btw. Nice high note you hit there, brotha], I was in tears just looking at you. I can only imagine what you were going through, as you got through the words 'Why am I feeling so wrooo-oong?' and your hand flew to your stomach. Don't worry, Troy. I know why you're feeling so wrong. It's the tumor in your stomach. Also, I hope the pepto bismol will take effect soon enough for you to stop crying during the scene I saw in the trailer for high school musical 3 - you know. The one where Gabriella stands up, and everything else gets quiet - [got to give it to disney, they sure know how to make something seem realistic!] - and you're all like, "And that's all I really need." Yeah, that. I honestly hope the medicine takes effect, because if you burst into tears right there, in the middle of the basketball court, I don't think your basketball buddies will be all the pleased with you. In fact, your manly rep might slip a few notches. So just hold it together a little bit man, long enough for the medicine to make it all better. Or, in the words of the medicine itself, take care of the 'upset stomach, diarrhea!' (Yes, we all love it. Yes, we all sing it in the shower. Or, atleast I do...) Right, so. Best wishes to you on that.
Love,
A caring fan.